One Fish; VIDEO

[sharkgotballs]

[the feed blips on to a very put-out looking horsea in the grip of a very put-out looking Italian man with ink all over his face. You know that stereotype about Italians talking with their hands? This one bitches with his hands. That poor horsea going this way and that as the man flails and yells at the screen.]


[Very. Loudly.]


VOOOOOIIIIII! I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHING, YOU STUPID FUCKS! SOMEONE BETTER TELL ME WHERE THE FUCK I AM AND WHY THE FUCK MY BOX WEAPON HAS BEEN REPLACED WITH THIS STUP-- GODFUCKINGDAMMIIIIIIIT!!

Horsea!

[Yep. Inked again.]

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[usedtherapy.livejournal.com]

Back again? Johto just can't get enough of you, can it? [[She chuckles.]]

I would advise you to at least put the small seahorse in your hand down. That would likely encourage it to refrain from inking you.

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[sharkgotballs.livejournal.com]

Who the hell are you and what the hell are you talking about?

[She might have a point about the whatever-the-fuck it is, but he's going to wait before following such advice just to not look like he's following the advice of random little girls.]

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[usedtherapy.livejournal.com]

Rose Lalonde. It's a pleasure. And what I am talking about is that you now find yourself in the land of Johto, for the...fourth time if I'm not mistaken.

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[booze]

[Oh wow, the shark is back again? God, he needs to make up his mind whether he's going to stay in this world or not!!

Xanxus doesn't say a word to him, however. He just stares at the screen with his usual stoic, seemingly irritated expression, waiting for Squalo to notice. Sitting next to him on his bed and also looking into the camera is a Luxray with a very similar expression on its face, as well.]

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[sharkgotballs.livejournal.com]

[Notices almost immediately! Notices Xanxus, notices the mutant lion rat thing, and really, he doesn't know what about all of this to comment on first...]

[Wait. Yes he does!]

Heeeey, Boss. You need a fucking haircut.

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[youhavemybat.livejournal.com]

Haaah... I guess some people can't learn to stay gone from this place. I was enjoying the peace until the noise pollution kicked in.

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[sharkgotballs.livejournal.com]

Heeeey, guess what? I don't give a fuck.

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[scudservetoface.livejournal.com]

[Oh god, his ears.]

Keep it down, you bastard! Some of us actually have ears, you know.

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[sharkgotballs.livejournal.com]

So plug 'em. I don't give a fuck.

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[meatysoviet.livejournal.com]

Shut up and join choir, boy. Is not as if rest of us were sitting on hands.

[He has a world war to get back to afterall. You get no sympathy.]

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[sharkgotballs.livejournal.com]

Heeeey, make up your mind, stupid. Shutting up and joining a choir are a liiiittle contradictory.

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[parkour]

Perhaps you should consider being a bit more pleasant.

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[sharkgotballs.livejournal.com]

...Okay.

Dear sir. Please feel free to take your advice, shove it up your ass, and fuck off. Thaaaaanks.

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[backinthehole.livejournal.com]

*And then there's a terrified squeak, and a briefly visible brunette blur as whoever's on the other end of this call ducks out of sight*

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[sharkgotballs.livejournal.com]

...Really? Really?

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[redeyesforpride.livejournal.com]

Squalo...

[ D: why again. ]

I suppose Johto is really fond of you.

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[sharkgotballs.livejournal.com]

[Because none of you can get enough of him? Yes. We'll go with that.]

Heeey, what's not to be fond of? And more importantly, who are you?

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[sohotlikeme.livejournal.com]

Oh, Squ! You are back.

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[sharkgotballs.livejournal.com]

Ugh, it's you. Fuck off.

[He's happy to see you, Luss! Deep down! Maybe!]

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[killer-sweets.livejournal.com]

.....It's like you get louder every time you come back.

Welcome back Sqaulo.

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[sharkgotballs.livejournal.com]

Jesus Christ is there anyone here who doesn't know who I am?

[Video] ...I am so sorry. She had some previous CR with a Squalo.

[usedfeint.livejournal.com]

[There's +1 white-haired female giving you the most deadpan lineface in the history of ever.]

Oh look.

The noisemaker's back.

[Line. Face.]

[Video] It's okay! He's starting to get used to being recognized. XD

[sharkgotballs.livejournal.com]

[That lineface is pretty impressive. He grins in the face of her lineface, just to be difficult.]

Sorrry, don't remember being here before. I'll make as much damn noise as I want, though.

[ video ] /also jumps on the knew Squalo train, albeit a bit late

[colorsofthewind]

[ That "VOOOOOIIIIII" sure sounds familiar ]

... Squalo?

[ video ] <3!

[sharkgotballs.livejournal.com]

[Annnd another one.]

Leeeet me guess. You either knew me when I was fourteen or thirty-two?