One Fish; VIDEO

[sharkgotballs]

[the feed blips on to a very put-out looking horsea in the grip of a very put-out looking Italian man with ink all over his face. You know that stereotype about Italians talking with their hands? This one bitches with his hands. That poor horsea going this way and that as the man flails and yells at the screen.]


[Very. Loudly.]


VOOOOOIIIIII! I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHING, YOU STUPID FUCKS! SOMEONE BETTER TELL ME WHERE THE FUCK I AM AND WHY THE FUCK MY BOX WEAPON HAS BEEN REPLACED WITH THIS STUP-- GODFUCKINGDAMMIIIIIIIT!!

Horsea!

[Yep. Inked again.]

Comments

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[colorsofthewind]

She used to be yours, before you left.

[ Talim reaches up to scratch behind Ira's ear. The pokémon angles her head a bit, still managing to glare. She has a lonely nature, and her trainer vanishing seems to have left its mark ]

... I told her it wasn't your fault. You clearly don't even remember being here before.

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[sharkgotballs.livejournal.com]

Yeah, sorrry. I don't.

[There's a hint of sincerity under his usual flippant tone. It's a little awkward, feeling as if he's abandoned people and animal-things he's never even met.]

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[colorsofthewind]

It truly isn't your fault. People come and go at random all the time.

I'd like to hope we can still remain friends.

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[sharkgotballs.livejournal.com]

Whatever floats your boat, girl.

[He is too pricky to give her an outright yes and not an unpleasant enough person to give her an outright no.]