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One Fish; VIDEO

[the feed blips on to a very put-out looking horsea in the grip of a very put-out looking Italian man with ink all over his face. You know that stereotype about Italians talking with their hands? This one bitches with his hands. That poor horsea going this way and that as the man flails and yells at the screen.]

[Very. Loudly.]

VOOOOOIIIIII! I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHING, YOU STUPID FUCKS! SOMEONE BETTER TELL ME WHERE THE FUCK I AM AND WHY THE FUCK MY BOX WEAPON HAS BEEN REPLACED WITH THIS STUP-- GODFUCKINGDAMMIIIIIIIT!!

Horsea!

[Yep. Inked again.]

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Back again? Johto just can't get enough of you, can it? [[She chuckles.]]

I would advise you to at least put the small seahorse in your hand down. That would likely encourage it to refrain from inking you.

Who the hell are you and what the hell are you talking about?

[She might have a point about the whatever-the-fuck it is, but he's going to wait before following such advice just to not look like he's following the advice of random little girls.]

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Rose Lalonde. It's a pleasure. And what I am talking about is that you now find yourself in the land of Johto, for the...fourth time if I'm not mistaken.

Voooiiii. If you're trying to prank me, you're really shitty at it, brat. I think I'd remember going through this complete bullshit three fucking times.

Not necessarily. Rarely those who leave come back with memories of their previous time. I've gone through enough friends to know this. I'm sure you will come across a friend or two who will know you and know you were here.

After all, I recognize you and yet you have no clue who I am.

You could have just heard about me from my shitty boss.

[Thinks about what he just said.]

...Actually, your story is more believable in comparison.

I could have, except I do not know who that is. [[Smiling at that last statement.]]

I'm not prone to lying, Squalo.

[[And now back to that poor Pokemon.]]

Curious that you received a Horsea this time.

Unless that was a lie, because a liar would have no qualms about lying about whether or not they'd lie.

[Shrugs and regards his blue mutant thing.] Horsea, eh? I had a different one before, I take it?

[He really isn't sure he actually believes that, but the girl is being informative without pissing him off, so he's just gonna roll with it.]

Ah, but if I were to lie about lying I wouldn't be so blatant. That simply isn't my style.

Yes. Quite a few different ones, but it seemed a trend to give you a Dratini or Magikarp.

[[That's what she's good at. Being informative in a non-irritating way.]]

I have no fucking clue what either of those are supposed to be.

One is a dragon Pokemon, while the other is a fish which evolves into a dragon Pokemon. I can show you the evolved form of Dratini if you're interested but unfortunately do not have Magikarp or Gyarados handy.

Heeeey, to be blunt, the only thing I'm really interested in is how the fuck I get out of heeeere.

To leave New Bark, where you likely are, simply head towards the northern exit - Route 29. If you mean Johto itself, you can't. Not of your own will, at least.

Yet, if what you've told me is true, I managed it three times just fine, riiight?

[Still, he doesn't seem too attached to that particular idea; Boss is here somewhere, so "Johto" is exactly where he needs to be.]

Ah, I said you can't of your own will. Johto is able to return you to your home and bring you back as it pleases, but as its captives we have no control over when either happens.

The fuck's the point of thaaat?

[NONE OF IT MAKES ANY SENSE. ALL OF THIS BULLSHIT IS STUPID!]

In any case, it looks like I want to go to Goldenrod or whatever for one stupidly expensive train ride.

I'm not sure. No one is. We have no idea what our purpose is even here beyond raising the creatures that reside here.

On your Pokegear - the item you're speaking on now - you have a map. You also have a paper copy within your bag. That should tell you where you need to go. You're currently in New Bark town.

Map, huh? I'll keep that in miiind.

[More importantly!]

So this ugly, oversized sea pest actually has a purpose?

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