One Fish; VIDEO

[sharkgotballs]

[the feed blips on to a very put-out looking horsea in the grip of a very put-out looking Italian man with ink all over his face. You know that stereotype about Italians talking with their hands? This one bitches with his hands. That poor horsea going this way and that as the man flails and yells at the screen.]


[Very. Loudly.]


VOOOOOIIIIII! I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHING, YOU STUPID FUCKS! SOMEONE BETTER TELL ME WHERE THE FUCK I AM AND WHY THE FUCK MY BOX WEAPON HAS BEEN REPLACED WITH THIS STUP-- GODFUCKINGDAMMIIIIIIIT!!

Horsea!

[Yep. Inked again.]

Comments

[Video]

[youhavemybat.livejournal.com]

... Speaking of relationships, I think your boss is in one.

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[sharkgotballs.livejournal.com]

I HAVE DIGNITY YOU SON OF A--


What.

[Video]

[youhavemybat.livejournal.com]

He's been hanging out a lot with this guy with a top hat... Layton-san, I think.

--They seem to do everything together. Heck, they were even sleeping in the same tent once.

[Video]

[sharkgotballs.livejournal.com]

[Well played, sir. Squalo's brain has come to a screeching halt.]

...What.

[Video]

[booze]

[Okay, there's no way in hell Xanxus can ignore this.]

Enough with the shitty fucking rumors.

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[sharkgotballs.livejournal.com]

THERE ARE EVEN RUMORS ABOUT IIIT?!

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[youhavemybat.livejournal.com]

Oh hey, Xanxus-san! Are you still tsundere over this? Just admit that you like him.

[Video]

[booze]

I'm not fucking tsundere.

[Yes, he knows what that means.]

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[sharkgotballs.livejournal.com]

What the fuck is tsundere?

[He doesn't!]

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[youhavemybat.livejournal.com]

[DRAMATICALLY BALLS UP HIS FIST AND LIFTS IT.]

I'm glad you asked! A tsundere is a person who is really cold and mean on the outside, but they're actually really kind on the inside! It's a very popular trait that you see around lately! Whenever you meet a girl and she treats you badly, you just can't help and want to see if you can press her buttons to make her blush and stammer and say "Y-you idiot! It's not that I wanted to do this for you!" There are plenty of "something-deres" in this world and I happen to know all of them!

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[sharkgotballs.livejournal.com]

[Why? Why did he have to ask? It feels like his brain has been violated by Straight Lussuria. And that is shudder-worthy.]

...Voooiii. That shit doesn't sound anything like Boss.

[Video]

[booze]

Exactly.

[See, he's not tsundere!!]

[Video]

[youhavemybat.livejournal.com]

There isn't a law that says boys can't be tsundere! It's just more appealing on girls!

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[sharkgotballs.livejournal.com]

Nooo, I'm preeetty sure he's bitchy and lazy on the outside, and then bitchy and lazy on the inside.

[Video]

[booze]

[That earns Squalo a brief glare from Xanxus, but he doesn't feel the need to contribute to this conversation anymore, so he's going to bow out now. HE BETTER NOT HAVE TO COME BACK.]

[Video]

[youhavemybat.livejournal.com]

... [He'll look over to Xanxus before turning back over to Squalo.]

... You know... I think you're pretty dead from that insult you made about your boss. Unless you guys are the type to insult each other daily.

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[sharkgotballs.livejournal.com]

[Grinning like a cheshire cat. Or a psycho person.]

I'll let you guess which one it is.

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[youhavemybat.livejournal.com]

... Either way, it leads to you being a masochist.

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[sharkgotballs.livejournal.com]

Oh shut up!

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[youhavemybat.livejournal.com]

Still, it's good to have reliable friends to be with.

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[sharkgotballs.livejournal.com]

I don't know what the hell you're talking about.

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[youhavemybat.livejournal.com]

Don't tell me that you're a tsundere, too.

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[sharkgotballs.livejournal.com]

Noope. I'm just a plain old fashioned jerk.

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[youhavemybat.livejournal.com]

With a heart of gold somewhere, I'll bet.

[Video]

[sharkgotballs.livejournal.com]

Silver.