One Fish; VIDEO

[sharkgotballs]

[the feed blips on to a very put-out looking horsea in the grip of a very put-out looking Italian man with ink all over his face. You know that stereotype about Italians talking with their hands? This one bitches with his hands. That poor horsea going this way and that as the man flails and yells at the screen.]


[Very. Loudly.]


VOOOOOIIIIII! I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHING, YOU STUPID FUCKS! SOMEONE BETTER TELL ME WHERE THE FUCK I AM AND WHY THE FUCK MY BOX WEAPON HAS BEEN REPLACED WITH THIS STUP-- GODFUCKINGDAMMIIIIIIIT!!

Horsea!

[Yep. Inked again.]

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[sharkgotballs.livejournal.com]

[Now that has his attention.]

Pride, huh? Hooow close, exactly?

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[redeyesforpride.livejournal.com]

[ WE ARE NOT GOING TO MENTION THAT KISS INCIDENT--- ]

Close friends. [ Sometimes she acted as if she were his girlfriend but shhh. ] You and I shared many stories and even sparring matches.

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[sharkgotballs.livejournal.com]

[But he'd love to hear about the kiss incident!]

I'll have to take your word for it, since I-- wait. Sparring matches? Did I have my sword?

[He wants his sword dammit!]

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[redeyesforpride.livejournal.com]

[ sdfbskdjbk. Someone has to tell him. ]

No, we had to rely in wooded ones, but you used a Skarmory's feather when you were serious.

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[sharkgotballs.livejournal.com]

Fuck.

[Sulks Siiiighs, not at all pleased. Sure, he could use a wooden one if he wanted, but it would be awkward with his particular style.]

The fuck's a Skarmory feather?

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[redeyesforpride.livejournal.com]

[ She's quite aware of that fact, so have a light chuckle. ]

It's a Steel-type pokemon. A bird whose feathers are sharp as a blade, Second Emperor of the Sword.

[ Why yes, her voice is really dangerous, such the way he likes is. ]

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[sharkgotballs.livejournal.com]

...Now thaaaat could be useful. I'll add it to my list of shit to do.

[And why yes, yes he does like it. But he is gathering from his discussion with that other guy that he should avoid liking it too much.]

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[redeyesforpride.livejournal.com]

When you were here, you were quite fond of steel-types. I can help you with some of them.

[ It's part of her secret charm... At least he get to know about the kiss! ]

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[sharkgotballs.livejournal.com]

As long as your boyfriend doesn't get the wrong idea, I might take you up on that.

[Pity he doesn't get to remember it though.]

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[redeyesforpride.livejournal.com]

[ INNER SCREAM HE HAD TO TELL HIM THAT.

Tsuntsun forever. ]

Hmph. We are still friends, he already understands that. T-The kiss was only an accident.

[ Poor Squalo. ]

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[sharkgotballs.livejournal.com]

I'll take your word for it. It's got nothing to do with me.

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[redeyesforpride.livejournal.com]

Of course, of course. I suppose you already talked with your Boss, am I right? Do you require any kind of assistance?