One Fish; VIDEO

[sharkgotballs]

[the feed blips on to a very put-out looking horsea in the grip of a very put-out looking Italian man with ink all over his face. You know that stereotype about Italians talking with their hands? This one bitches with his hands. That poor horsea going this way and that as the man flails and yells at the screen.]


[Very. Loudly.]


VOOOOOIIIIII! I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHING, YOU STUPID FUCKS! SOMEONE BETTER TELL ME WHERE THE FUCK I AM AND WHY THE FUCK MY BOX WEAPON HAS BEEN REPLACED WITH THIS STUP-- GODFUCKINGDAMMIIIIIIIT!!

Horsea!

[Yep. Inked again.]

Comments

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[killer-sweets.livejournal.com]

It' would be funny but it's never going to happen.

Though I do have some good memories of Uncle Pissed at his worse.

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[sharkgotballs.livejournal.com]

...Ohhh?

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[killer-sweets.livejournal.com]

[Should he tell Squalo, if Xanxus finds out he'll get his ass kicked but it would be worth it. He was going to lock out the man first]

Yes~ the first time we met, I sort of instigated him.

[He did more than that and yet he's still alive.]

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[sharkgotballs.livejournal.com]

And you aren't dead becaaaaause?

[This has certainly caught Squalo's interest, at least.]

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[killer-sweets.livejournal.com]

You can't kill people here but that didn't stop him from trying to maim me. He chased me to the pokémon center, it's sort of like a vet's offices.

I played innocent and convinced the Nurses that I was his little brother and he was just mad at me for borrowing his stuff. To get out of it he agree do to what I wanted.

I guess he didn't realize that I was hanging around you at the time. I didn't even know he was your boss until you told me. It sure surprised him later though.

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[sharkgotballs.livejournal.com]

[He would laugh, but something Killua said threw him off.]

Wait. What do you mean, you can't kill people heeere?

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[killer-sweets.livejournal.com]

No, believe me I've seen people try. If you get a person to near death, they disappear and end up in a pokémon center.

[You can tell by the look on his face that he isn't please about about it. There have been quite a few people that Kil wanted to off.]

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[sharkgotballs.livejournal.com]

Fuck, what do the assholes in charge here have against fun?

[ALL OF HIS HOBBIES ARE RUIIIINNNNED.]

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[killer-sweets.livejournal.com]

They have nothing against having there fun, we just don't get any.

Not to mention whenever this place gets too quiet, something comes to screw everyone over.