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One Fish; VIDEO

[the feed blips on to a very put-out looking horsea in the grip of a very put-out looking Italian man with ink all over his face. You know that stereotype about Italians talking with their hands? This one bitches with his hands. That poor horsea going this way and that as the man flails and yells at the screen.]

[Very. Loudly.]

VOOOOOIIIIII! I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHING, YOU STUPID FUCKS! SOMEONE BETTER TELL ME WHERE THE FUCK I AM AND WHY THE FUCK MY BOX WEAPON HAS BEEN REPLACED WITH THIS STUP-- GODFUCKINGDAMMIIIIIIIT!!

Horsea!

[Yep. Inked again.]

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Wait, I'll show you.[The brat pulls out two pokeballs from his pocket and gives them a toss. Squalo say hello to Sphyrna the Garchomp and Sereno the Espeon]

((Okay just making sure, Killua will probably give them back if since he's traveling with Xanxus still.))

[Squalo looks at the two pokemon. He looks at his Horsea. He looks back at the two pokemon.]

Heeey, how come I ended up with this weak, useless little thing instead of something like that?

[Prevents himself from getting inked again by turning the Horsea to face away from him at the last moment. HE IS LEARNING.]

That's how all the pokemon start out as when you get here. If you train them they evolve into powerhouses like these two.

[Sphyrn is ecstatic to see her original trainer nudging Killua to the side to get a better look at him. Sereno on the other had didn't look like he gave to shits and was already taking a nap.]

So training these things is the point, then?

[His gaze goes between the pokemon with Killua and the one with him again. It's weird, but maybe it won't be so bad?]

Yep you train them and then you try to beat gym leaders so you can get badges. There a rumor that if you got all eight, you got to go home but Uncle Pissed proved that wrong. It's still go to have them though.

Oh yeah they guard you from wild pokémon attacks.

He would.

[SO PROUD OF BOSS.]

...I can just defend myseeelf.

That's where you're wrong, it seems like people can't attack wild pokémon directly something block us from physical hurting them.

By the way if you ever get to Saffron in time, would like to play a fun game. He's assuming that where he's going since Xanxus is here

It was a great way to past the time.

...Oh, of course. I should have knooown.

[Every time this place starts to sound okay enough, he learns another stupid rule. Still, this game thing has his attention.]

What kind of game?

Assassin tag, we spare and our pokemon try to tag us with their attacks at the same time. It's a lot of fun.

[Something is very wrong with this child.]

[Something is very wrong with him, indeed. Squalo likes it.]

Suuure.

Great, I've been getting bored just playing by myself. Uncle Pissed still hasn't given me a fight yet..

[Word of warning, Killua's ideas of relieving boredom is a bit extreme.]

Not to mention I never got the chance to fight the older you.

You aren't worth it yet.

[He's just stating facts, really. Very few people are worth that much effort from Boss.]

Older me? You mean the me from that future?

I know that but he said he'd considered it. Though he was in a really good mood that day.

[This is going to be fun to explain.]

...Not exactly we both arrive in Johto at the same time and , you were 14. A few months after that you left.
Then a month later you came back but you were 32.

Edited 2011-12-20 05:10 (UTC)

...I definitely don't remember being here when I was fourteen.

This place loves screwing with time and people memories. Some people remember being here before some don't.

It all depends on what this annoying world wants.

I'm starting to see that, yeah.

It's gets worse but I'll leave that to you to find out.

By the way when you to Saffron your cooking for that asshole.

Lazy ass boss should try cooking for himself sometime!

That's never going to happen.

[He's only know the man for a few months yet he already know how'd need never cook his own food. He probably can't cook anyway.]

Prooobably not, but it'd be funny shit to watch.

It' would be funny but it's never going to happen.

Though I do have some good memories of Uncle Pissed at his worse.

...Ohhh?

[Should he tell Squalo, if Xanxus finds out he'll get his ass kicked but it would be worth it. He was going to lock out the man first]

Yes~ the first time we met, I sort of instigated him.

[He did more than that and yet he's still alive.]

And you aren't dead becaaaaause?

[This has certainly caught Squalo's interest, at least.]

You can't kill people here but that didn't stop him from trying to maim me. He chased me to the pokémon center, it's sort of like a vet's offices.

I played innocent and convinced the Nurses that I was his little brother and he was just mad at me for borrowing his stuff. To get out of it he agree do to what I wanted.

I guess he didn't realize that I was hanging around you at the time. I didn't even know he was your boss until you told me. It sure surprised him later though.

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