One Fish; VIDEO

[sharkgotballs]

[the feed blips on to a very put-out looking horsea in the grip of a very put-out looking Italian man with ink all over his face. You know that stereotype about Italians talking with their hands? This one bitches with his hands. That poor horsea going this way and that as the man flails and yells at the screen.]


[Very. Loudly.]


VOOOOOIIIIII! I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHING, YOU STUPID FUCKS! SOMEONE BETTER TELL ME WHERE THE FUCK I AM AND WHY THE FUCK MY BOX WEAPON HAS BEEN REPLACED WITH THIS STUP-- GODFUCKINGDAMMIIIIIIIT!!

Horsea!

[Yep. Inked again.]

Comments

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[sharkgotballs.livejournal.com]

Heeeey, make up your mind, stupid. Shutting up and joining a choir are a liiiittle contradictory.

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[meatysoviet.livejournal.com]

Then stand in the choir line and keep mouth shut. Hopefully in back.

Best of both worlds that way.

Or just shut up, do not care really where you stand.

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[sharkgotballs.livejournal.com]

Noo, see, I can totally sing. Are you ready for this shit?

[Clears his throat]

Fuuuuuu-uuu-uuu-uuck Yooo-ooo-ooouuuuu---uuuu~!

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[meatysoviet.livejournal.com]

You have terrible A cappella.

[He doesn't care if that was meant to be cute, apathetic, whatever it was- he will still critisise the crap out of it if you give him the chance.]

Attack was far too was hardly pronounced.

And learn to use diaphragm, hardly finished 'you' without croaking.

[He can (and will) go on...]

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[sharkgotballs.livejournal.com]

You have no appreciation for my heartfelt gift. Asshole.

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[meatysoviet.livejournal.com]

My heart weeps if that was gift. Have received nicer death attempts.

Looks like monster takes after owner then- loves you very much obviously~

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[sharkgotballs.livejournal.com]

Heeeey, if you wanted a death attempt, all you had to do was ask!


[Wait. What.]

...What the fuck are you talking about?

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[meatysoviet.livejournal.com]

If remembers correctly was wanting you to shut up. Am noticing is not happening yet.

[He shrugs before smiling, because geez, the logic is so obvious apparently.]

Considering you think bursting ear drums is loving gesture, is no surprise that monster thinks mouthful is ink is just as loving a motion, yes?

Perhaps will loosen throat if swallows enough of it, who knows. Should try and see~

[SMILE SMILE SMILE~]

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[sharkgotballs.livejournal.com]

Oh, you're talking about the useless water worm.

[He shrugs.]

If that's how he shows affection I'll just encourage him to love everyone. Especially you.

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[meatysoviet.livejournal.com]

I am.

Hmm... Am quite sure you will swallow plenty of ink that way.

Sounds good to me~ is almost worth affection. Almost.

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[sharkgotballs.livejournal.com]

I'm not so stupid that I don't know when to close my mouth, you knooow. Jesus.

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[meatysoviet.livejournal.com]

You can close nostrils too?

Am almost impressed~

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[sharkgotballs.livejournal.com]

Fuck yeah. It's like one of those magic tricks any asshole with half a brain can do, or whatever.

Heey, you got a name, or should I just call you "crazy old bastard"?