One Fish; VIDEO

[sharkgotballs]

[the feed blips on to a very put-out looking horsea in the grip of a very put-out looking Italian man with ink all over his face. You know that stereotype about Italians talking with their hands? This one bitches with his hands. That poor horsea going this way and that as the man flails and yells at the screen.]


[Very. Loudly.]


VOOOOOIIIIII! I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHING, YOU STUPID FUCKS! SOMEONE BETTER TELL ME WHERE THE FUCK I AM AND WHY THE FUCK MY BOX WEAPON HAS BEEN REPLACED WITH THIS STUP-- GODFUCKINGDAMMIIIIIIIT!!

Horsea!

[Yep. Inked again.]

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[sharkgotballs.livejournal.com]

Oh, you're talking about the useless water worm.

[He shrugs.]

If that's how he shows affection I'll just encourage him to love everyone. Especially you.

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[meatysoviet.livejournal.com]

I am.

Hmm... Am quite sure you will swallow plenty of ink that way.

Sounds good to me~ is almost worth affection. Almost.

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[sharkgotballs.livejournal.com]

I'm not so stupid that I don't know when to close my mouth, you knooow. Jesus.

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[meatysoviet.livejournal.com]

You can close nostrils too?

Am almost impressed~

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[sharkgotballs.livejournal.com]

Fuck yeah. It's like one of those magic tricks any asshole with half a brain can do, or whatever.

Heey, you got a name, or should I just call you "crazy old bastard"?