sharkgotballs | One Fish; VIDEO

One Fish; VIDEO

[the feed blips on to a very put-out looking horsea in the grip of a very put-out looking Italian man with ink all over his face. You know that stereotype about Italians talking with their hands? This one bitches with his hands. That poor horsea going this way and that as the man flails and yells at the screen.]

[Very. Loudly.]

VOOOOOIIIIII! I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHING, YOU STUPID FUCKS! SOMEONE BETTER TELL ME WHERE THE FUCK I AM AND WHY THE FUCK MY BOX WEAPON HAS BEEN REPLACED WITH THIS STUP-- GODFUCKINGDAMMIIIIIIIT!!

Horsea!

[Yep. Inked again.]

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*And then there's a terrified squeak, and a briefly visible brunette blur as whoever's on the other end of this call ducks out of sight*

...Really? Really?

*And then comes a very frightened voice from offscreen, muffled as though its owner were hiding under a desk*

*. . . which is, of course, exactly what she's doing*

I-I'm sorry! Y-You have every right to be upset! I-I was just--startled--!

[This is just pathetic, man.]

Hey, brat. I'm nooot really interested in talking with thin air, so stop being rude.

[Oh, the IRONY.]

*peeeeeking up into the frame*

*but then YUKIHO INNER MIND THEATER kicks in and she disappears again*

...

Little girl. I thiiink. That you may have issues.

[See this confused face? There is really nothing mean about this face ~~for the moment~~!]

*OKAY*

*BREATHE, YUKIHO, BREATHE*

*At last emerging back onscreen, and staying there this time!!*

I-I do. It's not your fault--I really do apologize . . .

Whatever. I don't go around scaring the wits out of little girls for fun or anything, so it's not really my problem, got it?

[That might have been a "sorry I scared you." Perhaps. Maybe if you looked at it sideways and through a kaleidoscope.]

O-Of course not!

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