One Fish; VIDEO

[sharkgotballs]

[the feed blips on to a very put-out looking horsea in the grip of a very put-out looking Italian man with ink all over his face. You know that stereotype about Italians talking with their hands? This one bitches with his hands. That poor horsea going this way and that as the man flails and yells at the screen.]


[Very. Loudly.]


VOOOOOIIIIII! I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHING, YOU STUPID FUCKS! SOMEONE BETTER TELL ME WHERE THE FUCK I AM AND WHY THE FUCK MY BOX WEAPON HAS BEEN REPLACED WITH THIS STUP-- GODFUCKINGDAMMIIIIIIIT!!

Horsea!

[Yep. Inked again.]

Comments

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[sohotlikeme.livejournal.com]

Oh, Squ! You are back.

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[sharkgotballs.livejournal.com]

Ugh, it's you. Fuck off.

[He's happy to see you, Luss! Deep down! Maybe!]

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[sohotlikeme.livejournal.com]

Aww, I missed you too! But Mama and Boss are quite far away from you.

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[sharkgotballs.livejournal.com]

VOOIIIIII!!!!! YOU'RE NOT MY MAMA!!!!

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[sohotlikeme.livejournal.com]

It's quite refreshing to see you, but be careful! If you keep shouting like that you will hurt your throat ♥

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[sharkgotballs.livejournal.com]

Keep your dirty mind off my throat, asshole!

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[sohotlikeme.livejournal.com]

I wasn't thinking in anything dirty, Squ ♥! [ Yet. ] Your imagination never ceases to amuse me, dear.