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One Fish; VIDEO

[the feed blips on to a very put-out looking horsea in the grip of a very put-out looking Italian man with ink all over his face. You know that stereotype about Italians talking with their hands? This one bitches with his hands. That poor horsea going this way and that as the man flails and yells at the screen.]

[Very. Loudly.]

VOOOOOIIIIII! I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHING, YOU STUPID FUCKS! SOMEONE BETTER TELL ME WHERE THE FUCK I AM AND WHY THE FUCK MY BOX WEAPON HAS BEEN REPLACED WITH THIS STUP-- GODFUCKINGDAMMIIIIIIIT!!

Horsea!

[Yep. Inked again.]

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[There's +1 white-haired female giving you the most deadpan lineface in the history of ever.]

Oh look.

The noisemaker's back.

[Line. Face.]

[That lineface is pretty impressive. He grins in the face of her lineface, just to be difficult.]

Sorrry, don't remember being here before. I'll make as much damn noise as I want, though.

Of course you don't. At least it's not in the middle of the night like the last time you were here. [Sigh.] And of course you will, you ancient geezer.

--Ancient geezer?! I'm in my early twenties! You don't get called a geezer until you're at least forty, and I don't even have a single grey haaaaair!

[His vanity is pricked, here!]

No, you're like me. Your hair's naturally snow white. [She's tucking some of that hair behind her ears and smirking a little- this one flails!]

[This one makes flailing something of an art form, even.]

Yeah, and? Is that unusual where you come from?

[Ritz smiles and twirls her hair around a finger.] It's not that uncommon here, it seems. [Not answering that question directly.]

...Not exactly what I asked, but whatever. I'm still not a geezer.

[This is an important fact!]

Just keep telling yourself that, old man. [You can all but see the shark teeth there.]

And how old are you, little girl? Twelve?

Could be, could be! [Such complete bullshit.] How would you like to get your butt handed to you by a 'little girl', huh?

Sounds like a date. Unfortunately, the ass getting kicked will be yours, not mine.

[Ritz is leaning down just a little bit to get Bijou the Espeon in her arms.] We'll see about that when the time comes, won't it?

I'd recommend getting a strong team together, by the way.

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One Fish; VIDEO

[Video] ...I am so sorry. She had some previous CR with a Squalo.

[Video] It's okay! He's starting to get used to being recognized. XD

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[Video] It is both hysterical and getting Kuja-mun and I going "MY GOD WHAT HAVE WE DONE"

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