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One Fish; VIDEO

[the feed blips on to a very put-out looking horsea in the grip of a very put-out looking Italian man with ink all over his face. You know that stereotype about Italians talking with their hands? This one bitches with his hands. That poor horsea going this way and that as the man flails and yells at the screen.]

[Very. Loudly.]

VOOOOOIIIIII! I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHING, YOU STUPID FUCKS! SOMEONE BETTER TELL ME WHERE THE FUCK I AM AND WHY THE FUCK MY BOX WEAPON HAS BEEN REPLACED WITH THIS STUP-- GODFUCKINGDAMMIIIIIIIT!!

Horsea!

[Yep. Inked again.]

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Jesus Christ is there anyone here who doesn't know who I am?

It's hard to forget a guy when they shouting over the network in the middle of the night, the first time they come back.

Though I knew you before that, we use to travel together before you left me alone with Uncle Pissed.

...If "Uncle Pissed" isn't the boss I'm going to be disappointed.

Of course, who else would I be talking about.

[He likes you already, kid.]

Heeey, it could have been Levi or Bel.

I don't know Levi but Bel is too lazy to have that title.

[You might like him even more after he fills you in on all of Xanxus fails.]

If you don't know Levi, I'm assuming that means he's not here. This place is better already.

[...Quite possibly.]

With the people I've met from the Varia so far, I'm glad I don't know him.

This is the third time I'm introducing myself to you, I hope you remember it. My name is Killua, Killua Zoldyck.

I'll remember it if I feel like it, brat.

That is actually nice coming from you.

I'm feeling generous.

That's good since you're in such a generous mood, I guess I get to keep Sphyrna and Sereno.

((OOC;Killua has some of the last Sqaulo's pokemon. Would your Squalo want them or is he starting from scratch?))

Edited 2011-12-20 02:54 (UTC)

Who and who?

((OOC: He'll take them if Killua offers, but he won't demand them or anything, since he doesn't remember personally getting them to begin with.))

Wait, I'll show you.[The brat pulls out two pokeballs from his pocket and gives them a toss. Squalo say hello to Sphyrna the Garchomp and Sereno the Espeon]

((Okay just making sure, Killua will probably give them back if since he's traveling with Xanxus still.))

[Squalo looks at the two pokemon. He looks at his Horsea. He looks back at the two pokemon.]

Heeey, how come I ended up with this weak, useless little thing instead of something like that?

[Prevents himself from getting inked again by turning the Horsea to face away from him at the last moment. HE IS LEARNING.]

That's how all the pokemon start out as when you get here. If you train them they evolve into powerhouses like these two.

[Sphyrn is ecstatic to see her original trainer nudging Killua to the side to get a better look at him. Sereno on the other had didn't look like he gave to shits and was already taking a nap.]

So training these things is the point, then?

[His gaze goes between the pokemon with Killua and the one with him again. It's weird, but maybe it won't be so bad?]

Yep you train them and then you try to beat gym leaders so you can get badges. There a rumor that if you got all eight, you got to go home but Uncle Pissed proved that wrong. It's still go to have them though.

Oh yeah they guard you from wild pokémon attacks.

He would.

[SO PROUD OF BOSS.]

...I can just defend myseeelf.

That's where you're wrong, it seems like people can't attack wild pokémon directly something block us from physical hurting them.

By the way if you ever get to Saffron in time, would like to play a fun game. He's assuming that where he's going since Xanxus is here

It was a great way to past the time.

...Oh, of course. I should have knooown.

[Every time this place starts to sound okay enough, he learns another stupid rule. Still, this game thing has his attention.]

What kind of game?

Assassin tag, we spare and our pokemon try to tag us with their attacks at the same time. It's a lot of fun.

[Something is very wrong with this child.]

[Something is very wrong with him, indeed. Squalo likes it.]

Suuure.

Great, I've been getting bored just playing by myself. Uncle Pissed still hasn't given me a fight yet..

[Word of warning, Killua's ideas of relieving boredom is a bit extreme.]

Not to mention I never got the chance to fight the older you.

You aren't worth it yet.

[He's just stating facts, really. Very few people are worth that much effort from Boss.]

Older me? You mean the me from that future?

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