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Two Fish; video; Action for Saffron City

[Squalo explores Saffron City only as much as he feels he needs to before flopping down on a bench gracelessly to get down to business. His Horsea rather cheerfully follows him around, blowing air at his hair now and then.]

[And then comes the video feed, just as noisy as his first one...]

HEEEEEY, YOU SHITTY BOSS! I'M HEEEERE, SO WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU?!

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[Killua had just left the hotel, he had everything packed up. When he heard a familiar shouts nearby. Just around the corner is Squalo.]

You made it just in time, everyone was about to leave. Though you probably should have come later.

Heeey, fuck you!

[He growls the words out almost as an automatic reaction, but he still spares the kid a glance. He recognizes him from that video chat they'd had when Squalo first arrived. Bah, brats everywhere!]

I'm just giving you a bit of a warning. It would have been better if you'd didn't come in time. For you sake anyway.

Oh yeah here
[He tosses a pokeball at the man. He may or may not have been aim for his head.]

[Dryly] And why is thaat?

[He catches the ball effortlessly, his brows knitting in confusion.] What the fuck is this?

Xanxus got an interesting present for Christmas. You just came in just time carry it.

And that is a pokéball, it's got a your Garchomp in it.

Carry it? I'm not carrying anything!

...The hell is a garchomp?

Well if you can somehow make a throne fly then you're probably carrying it.

[Oops did he say that out, oh well.]

Why don't you find out?

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I'm at the hotel, dumbass.

[See those bags in the background? Yup, he was just about to move on to Celadon without you. Looks like you came just in time!]

Whatever, I'm coming! Stupid shitty boss!

[Nooot surprised. Really, it's his own fault for taking so long. Damn that jiggly thing...!]

[And Xanxus unceremoniously cuts off the feed after giving Squalo a look. By the time Squalo makes it to the hotel, he'll find Xanxus in the lobby with his bags, and next to him is his Rhyperior... carrying his fucking throne.]

....Holy shit. You really intend to carry that thiiiing?

[Why yes, this is a perfectly acceptable greeting.]

It's not going to fit in a fucking bag.

[Duh, Squalo, what else is he supposed to do with it. He sure as hell isn't leaving it behind.]

Only a fuckhead like you would be concerned about an oversized goddamn chair. Jesus.

[And now he's getting a good look at Xanxus. Man, it's weirder in person.]

...Your hair really looks stuuuupid.

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[Belphgor had gone out to get a few things but he can't really ignore that voice, can he? Turning a corner he sat Squ-sempai, a vulpix following him in toe.]

Tch...looks like you are still alive, took you long enough.

[He then saw the Horsea and started to snicker.]

Ushishishishi, that's your pokemon?

...What the fuck is that on your head? A dead animal?

My fucking hair...what happened to yours finally cut it?

Noooo? Why would I cut it, dumbass?

It's shorter, that's why Squ-sempai.

No it isn--

Waaaaiiit. You're from the future too, aren't you?

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Squalo, you are finally here!

SHUDDAP! I had important things to dooo!

Like getting lost, Squ? You surely took long. We almost left without you.

VOOOIII!!!! I DIDN'T GET LOST, ASSHOLE!

[He had a nasty run-in with a Jigglypuff instead. Completely different!]

It's alright, Squ. Mama is glad you are here.

[ And the Jigglypuff won, right? ]

YOU AREN'T MAMA, DAMMIT! STOP THAT!

[NO! ... Maybe.]

[Action] it's fine ♥

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