Two Fish; video; Action for Saffron City

[sharkgotballs]

[Squalo explores Saffron City only as much as he feels he needs to before flopping down on a bench gracelessly to get down to business. His Horsea rather cheerfully follows him around, blowing air at his hair now and then.]


[And then comes the video feed, just as noisy as his first one...]

HEEEEEY, YOU SHITTY BOSS! I'M HEEEERE, SO WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU?!

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[Action]

[killer_sweets]

Xanxus got an interesting present for Christmas. You just came in just time carry it.

And that is a pokéball, it's got a your Garchomp in it.

[Action]

[sharkgotballs]

Carry it? I'm not carrying anything!


...The hell is a garchomp?

[Action]

[killer_sweets]

Well if you can somehow make a throne fly then you're probably carrying it.

[Oops did he say that out, oh well.]

Why don't you find out?

[Action]

[sharkgotballs]

...His throne? Really? Reeeeaaaally?


[...Sure, okay, he'll give the ball a toss]

[Action]

[killer_sweets]

Actually he wasn't the only one that got a throne for Christmas. This world is just really weird.

[He wants to know why that asshole has a throne the first place. He just going to wait for Squalo to toss the ball before he asks.]

[Action]

[sharkgotballs]

That's a really stupid pre-- HOLY SHIT WHAT WHY IS IT TRYING TO HUG ME STOP IT STOP IIIIT!

[Action]

[killer_sweets]

You did raise her since she was just an egg. She just really misses you, her name is Sphyrna by the way.

[Is he going to left a finger to help you, nope.]

[Action]

[sharkgotballs]

I've never seen this thing in my liiiiife!

[But she is all over him like a long lost lover. A seahorse and a whatever this is fighting over him, that's all he needs.]

[Action]

[killer_sweets]

This world takes memories from people and takes them from different times.

You were here before, I think you were 15 or something. I remember when she hatched. You were laughing manically about it.

[Action]

[sharkgotballs]

I don't have a maniacal laugh.

[The rest of that is too hard to wrap his mind around, nevermind snark about.]

[Action]

[killer_sweets]

Well randomly laughing for no reason makes it maniacal.

Though you only started laughing after you found out what species her earlier form was.

[Action]

[sharkgotballs]

If I had a reason to laugh, it's not random!

Species?

[It is still hugging him. He will... pat it. Maybe if he acknowledges it, it won't be so clingy...]

[Action]

[killer_sweets]

Whatever you say~

Species is sort of the description of that type of pokemon. Sphyrna is a Garchomp, the Mach pokémon. Her first form was Gible, the Land Shark pokémon.

Re: [Action]

[sharkgotballs]

...Land shark. Voooooooiii. That's just tasteless.

[He likes it.]

[Action]

[killer_sweets]

If you say so.

[Ahh looks like he's going to get along fine with her. He smiles just a haunting laughter can be heard coming from seemingly nowhere. Though Killua doesn't acknowledge it just yet.]

By the way what starter did you get?

[Action]

[sharkgotballs]

[Either this kid is creepy or this gamthing is creepy. Squalo is not sure which.]

That silly seahorse looking thing.

[Action]

[killer_sweets]

You got a horsea. [He can't help be laugh at that] Don't worry about it they evolve and don't looks so dumb after that.

[Just then a few people screaming their heads off come running by. The laugh from earlier is back but it's even louder.]

Hmm looks like Wonka is done snacking.

[Action]

[sharkgotballs]

Annnnnd just what is Wonka?

[Action]

[killer_sweets]

[The answer to that materializes itself with it's arms around Killua's neck. Say hello to Wonka the Mismagius.]

This is Wonka. She's my starter.

[He glance back at the fleeing people]

What a bunch of idiots.

[Action]

[sharkgotballs]

[Eye twitch. Twitch twitch.]

This fucking place...

[Action]

[killer_sweets]

You get use to it. Just abandon whatever common sense you still had before hand.

[Wonka gives the man, a cheerful wave before disappearing again. More screams could be heard a few minutes later.]

[Action]

[sharkgotballs]

Riiiiight.

[He probably looks pretty ridiculous, standing there with a blank expression and his Pokemon hugging him and nuzzling at his head.]

What is it doing? Terrorizing random assholes for fun?

[Action]

[killer_sweets]

She's doing more than that, she having a snack before we leave.

[Action]

[sharkgotballs]

What does she eat?

[Action]

[killer_sweets]

Fear mostly, she doesn't need as much as did before she evolved though.

She's probably just stocking up since I'm not sure how long it is to the next city.