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Two Fish; video; Action for Saffron City

[Squalo explores Saffron City only as much as he feels he needs to before flopping down on a bench gracelessly to get down to business. His Horsea rather cheerfully follows him around, blowing air at his hair now and then.]

[And then comes the video feed, just as noisy as his first one...]

HEEEEEY, YOU SHITTY BOSS! I'M HEEEERE, SO WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU?!

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[That's fine, Squalo can chat enough for them both!]

Would've been here sooner, but I had a run-in with some pudgy ...thing.

That's a shitty fucking excuse.

Deal with it.

[God dammit, Squalo, you've only been around for a few minutes and Xanxus already wants to punch you.]

[Just doin' my job, Boss.]

[He doesn't pay you to be a shithead, he pays you to kill people and be his personal servant.

...Oh, wait, he doesn't pay you at all anymore.]

[Sorry, what's that? I couldn't hear you over the sound of my own thoughts about what this job entails.]

...Where are we going, anywaaaay?

Celadon City.

[Has no idea where the fuck that is, so he'll just shrug and pretend he does.]

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