Two Fish; video; Action for Saffron City

[sharkgotballs]

[Squalo explores Saffron City only as much as he feels he needs to before flopping down on a bench gracelessly to get down to business. His Horsea rather cheerfully follows him around, blowing air at his hair now and then.]


[And then comes the video feed, just as noisy as his first one...]

HEEEEEY, YOU SHITTY BOSS! I'M HEEEERE, SO WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU?!

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[Video]

[booze]

I'm at the hotel, dumbass.

[See those bags in the background? Yup, he was just about to move on to Celadon without you. Looks like you came just in time!]

[Video]

[sharkgotballs]

Whatever, I'm coming! Stupid shitty boss!

[Nooot surprised. Really, it's his own fault for taking so long. Damn that jiggly thing...!]

[Video → Action]

[booze]

[And Xanxus unceremoniously cuts off the feed after giving Squalo a look. By the time Squalo makes it to the hotel, he'll find Xanxus in the lobby with his bags, and next to him is his Rhyperior... carrying his fucking throne.]

[Action]

[sharkgotballs]

....Holy shit. You really intend to carry that thiiiing?

[Why yes, this is a perfectly acceptable greeting.]

[Action]

[booze]

It's not going to fit in a fucking bag.

[Duh, Squalo, what else is he supposed to do with it. He sure as hell isn't leaving it behind.]

[Action]

[sharkgotballs]

Only a fuckhead like you would be concerned about an oversized goddamn chair. Jesus.

[And now he's getting a good look at Xanxus. Man, it's weirder in person.]

...Your hair really looks stuuuupid.

[Action]

[booze]

Shut up.

[He's just going to head out now, Distruttore following obediently behind him.]

[Action]

[sharkgotballs]

[He falls into step at his boss's side as though it's as natural as breathing to him.]

Fuck you.

[Action]

[booze]

[Xanxus just continues onward in silence. What else would you expect from a master conversationalist like him.]

[Action]

[sharkgotballs]

[That's fine, Squalo can chat enough for them both!]

Would've been here sooner, but I had a run-in with some pudgy ...thing.

[Action]

[booze]

That's a shitty fucking excuse.

[Action]

[sharkgotballs]

Deal with it.

[Action]

[booze]

[God dammit, Squalo, you've only been around for a few minutes and Xanxus already wants to punch you.]

[Action]

[sharkgotballs]

[Just doin' my job, Boss.]

[Action]

[booze]

[He doesn't pay you to be a shithead, he pays you to kill people and be his personal servant.

...Oh, wait, he doesn't pay you at all anymore.]

[Action]

[sharkgotballs]

[Sorry, what's that? I couldn't hear you over the sound of my own thoughts about what this job entails.]

...Where are we going, anywaaaay?

[Action]

[booze]

Celadon City.

[Action]

[sharkgotballs]

[Has no idea where the fuck that is, so he'll just shrug and pretend he does.]